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Doctors -- Wise Sayings About Doctors

 

A specialist is a doctor who trains his patients to become ill only during office hours.

 

It takes a lot of patients to be a successful doctor.

 

Psychiatrists tell you to think pleasant thoughts, but family doctors won't let you eat them.

 

A practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy patient.

 

A sick man who takes a turn for the nurse is getting better.

 



Author/Compiler: Bob Stenson (unless otherwise noted)
Last updated: 2009-01-08 20:38:38

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