A fine is a tax for doing wrong.  A tax is a fine for doing well.

Next to being shot at and missed, nothing is really quite as satisfying as and income tax refund.

The politician says, "I love the poor so much that I'm going to take your money and give it to them."

The reason that government wastes so much is because they take OPM, that is, Other People's Money.

About the guy who keeps voting for the big spenders and wants every new governmental program, it's amazing how unhappy he gets when he looks at his own tax bill.

The leach has two daughters.  Their names are Give Me and Give Me.

Socialism is an economic system build on envy.