Liberals Are Conservative

Here is an interesting thing. Liberals want to conserve all types of things. It is very common for liberals to be conservative of certain things.

A list of some of the things that liberals want to conserve:

Maintain the current rate of decline of morality in the church
Maintain the current rate at which the State is taking over the church
Maintain the current rate of decline of morality in the world
Maintain the current rate of decent into perversion
Maintain the current rate of decent into socialism
Maintain the current rate of increase in government spending
Maintain the use of public schools to indoctrinate children in New Age religious beliefs